Friday, September 15, 2006

General Musharaf, President of Pakistan wasawoken at 4am by thetelephone."Jannab, its the Minister of Health here.
Sorry tobother you at thishour but there is an emergency! I've just receivedword that the Durexfactory in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. Itis estimated that theentire Pakistani supply of condoms willbe gone by the end of the week."

Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy willnever be able to cope withall those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

Minister: "We're going to have to ship somecondoms in from abroad..."

Musharaf: "Afghanistan...?"

Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have afield day on this one!"

Musharaf: "What about India?"

Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to knowthat we are stuck.
Call the Indian Prime Minister, Singh- tell him weneed one millioncondoms; colored gold and green;ten inches long and eight inches thick! That waythey'll know how bigthe Pakis really are!!"

Miyan Musharaf called Singh, who agreed to helpthe Pakis out in theirhour of need.Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- fullof boxes.A delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open theboxes.He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inchesthick, all colored green andgold. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one

































MADE IN INDIA
SIZE: SMALL